Andrew wrote these jokes for his Beijing talk and left them out at the last minute – he thought wearing a Koala suite was enough.

Why do designers wear black?
– because they are on a one colour budget.

Why do designers wear black?
– because they can’t afford full colour.

Why do designers wear black?
– because they’re fee sucking freaks that only come out at night.

Why do designers wear black?
– because they had a creative fall out with the other colours.

Why do designers wear black?
– because they are sad.

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